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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 01:33:02 2015 No.25020009 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>25021131 >>25021165 >>25021235 >>25022596 >>25022660 >>25023030 >>25027810

Mystery.jpg

I've got a pretty strong crush on you and I don't know what to do, should I follow up on it or should I just cut myself off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 01:39:56 No.25020183 Report

Quoted By: >>25020287

follow up, i just got my first ever date today and it felt amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 01:44:51 No.25020287 Report

Quoted By: >>25027450

>>25020183
But she's an Internet person and on the other side of the world to me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:21:19 No.25021025 Report

Quoted By: >>25021051

you idiot you dun f(cuck)ed up bitch

why would you do this to yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:22:20 No.25021048 Report

Quoted By: >>25024171

What mental disorder do you think she has?

Besides depression and anxiety.

Bipolar is my guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:22:30 No.25021051 Report

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>>25021025
I don't know, I never meant for it to happen

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Japanese Lettuce Hardcore !!hGVNqbTL1ZV Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:24:07 No.25021096 Report

Quoted By: >>25021110 >>25021175 >>25021193 >>25021226 >>25021728 >>25022408 >>25023377 >>25023605

shes seriously so bland though.

like honestly.

you arent gonna have any fun with that sad sack of shit.

i do drugs and have lots of misadventures

come play with me

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:25:12 No.25021110 Report

Quoted By: >>25021175 >>25021193 >>25021210 >>25021217 >>25021226 >>25021300 >>25023377 >>25023605

>>25021096
Please orbit JLh instead of me, she is much more exciting and beautiful as fuck. I'm boring and I like to knit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:26:05 No.25021131 Report

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>>25020009
stop drawing attention to that roastie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:27:47 No.25021165 Report

Quoted By: >>25021210

>>25020009
She's a camwhore. Find her nudes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:28:21 No.25021175 Report

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>>25021096
>>25021110
Samefagging dumb tripwhore lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:29:17 No.25021193 Report

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>>25021096
>>25021110
I used to have misadventures and get unreasonably fucked up on substances and just fell out of it as I got out of my teens.

Now I just like to stay in, play vidya, text friends, watch shit and relax.

Mystery, love me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:30:31 No.25021210 Report

Quoted By: >>25021231 >>25021307 >>25021656

>>25021165
For serious?

>>25021110
Mystie, you used to be a cam girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:30:39 No.25021217 Report

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>>25021110
You fucking whore.. Get out here you normie piece of shit. You don't have the need to be here God dammit. You piece of shit I hope you get raped by tyrone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:31:05 No.25021226 Report

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>>25021110
>>25021096

wtf is it 2012 again? I'd complain about tripfags coming back to ruin r9k but at this point it honestly couldn't get any worse, so who cares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:31:23 No.25021231 Report

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>>25021210
They're online if you look hard enough. Mostly tits but some ass and pussy too.

tbh

tbh Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:31:29 No.25021235 Report

Quoted By: >>25021352

>>25020009
is mystery.jpg a person?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:34:16 No.25021300 Report

Quoted By: >>25021524

>>25021110
>im so lonely ;((((
>PLEASE DONT ORBIT ME CREEP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:34:36 No.25021307 Report

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>>25021210
Dude what the fuck... She is a fucking normal person just like your neighbor there's pics of her face tits feets and ass.. She don't deserve to live... Don't pay attention to that bitch, go ahead and rape her. She gonna love that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:36:42 No.25021352 Report

Quoted By: >>25021388 >>25021450

>>25021235
yes, they're an emotionally unstable tripfag that some r9kers like for whatever reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:38:12 No.25021388 Report

Quoted By: >>25021450

>>25021352
She looks like sid from Ice Age and that appeals to me because it makes me think she is a funny and charming person :)

tbh

tbh Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:41:46 No.25021450 Report

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>>25021352
post her pic
>>25021388
>funny, charming person
>tripfag on /r9k/
pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:45:55 No.25021524 Report

Quoted By: >>25021546

>>25021300
this.
come tomorrow she'll be bitching again that no one wants her despite getting offers every day.

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:47:04 No.25021546 Report

Quoted By: >>25021594 >>25021638 >>25021656 >>25021701 >>25021847

>>25021524
They don't want me, they want to have sex with a warm, wet hole. I don't relate to that since I don't believe my soul exists in my body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:49:31 No.25021594 Report

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>>25021546
>>25018560
please desu senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:51:36 No.25021638 Report

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>>25021546
keep on deflecting. you have plenty of cucks willing to jump into a relationship with you for whatever reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:52:27 No.25021656 Report

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>>25021210
>>25021546
Get away whore.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:52:36 No.25021664 Report

Quoted By: >>25021750 >>25021804 >>25021859 >>25023738

pls have period sex with me mystery ty

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:54:32 No.25021701 Report

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>>25021546
If I cut an M for Mystery into my hand, will you know I'm serious then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:55:45 No.25021728 Report

Quoted By: >>25021750 >>25021832 >>25021851

>>25021096
never seen your picture

anyone got JLH pix?

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:56:46 No.25021750 Report

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>>25021728
go back to 2011 and start over

>>25021664
why bonner

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 02:59:05 No.25021804 Report

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>>25021664
absolutly disgusting

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yourbiggestfan !!5jy5GOxaPL5 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:00:42 No.25021832 Report

Quoted By: >>25021850 >>25021866 >>25021870 >>25023377

>>25021728
here's a jlh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:01:18 No.25021847 Report

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>>25021546

I literally would want to get to know you/date you if

A: We lived closer together
B: I had more money to fly up to you relatively regularly.

Unfortunately I'm very poor right now so neither one is an option. If I win the lottery though I'll be back to claim you. And then we can travel around deciding where to buy land to build a family and life together. I hope you want kids too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:01:26 No.25021850 Report

Quoted By: >>25023644

>>25021832
i thought that was a tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:01:27 No.25021851 Report

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>>25021728
She's a bulimic drug whore.
Basically her only purpose is to be choked and used as a cum dump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:01:50 No.25021859 Report

Quoted By: >>25021921

>>25021664
I need to stay away from painting 40k for a while.

All I can think is how to paint a blood-textured penis using washes and dry brushing.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:02:21 No.25021866 Report

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>>25021832
this is the bitch who overdoses on benadryl because she thinks it's fun?

lmao what went wrong

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:02:22 No.25021867 Report

Quoted By: >>25021904

I feel sorry for mystery having decided to choose /r9k/ to stay at.

She doesn't deserve all the shit she gets from manchildren here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:02:34 No.25021870 Report

Quoted By: >>25021900

>>25021832
it ain't jlh until he posts a fucking time stamp with those pics

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:03:52 No.25021900 Report

Quoted By: >>25021952

>>25021870
It's JLH. I was close friends with someone that knew her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:04:03 No.25021904 Report

Quoted By: >>25021993

>>25021867

>someone repeatedly comes to a board to elicit abuse

>gets abused

>I feel bad for her you guize

Fuck off back to plebbit, tripfag.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:04:55 No.25021921 Report

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>>25021859

The Emperor demands an original comment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:06:30 No.25021952 Report

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>>25021900
Close friends someone who knew her online or irl?

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:08:32 No.25021993 Report

Quoted By: >>25022033 >>25022060 >>25022062 >>25022073 >>25022114

>>25021904
That's incorrect.

>someone comes to this board and posts about her feels like the average poster
>gets abused because she happens to have a vagin
>also gets unsolicited sexual remarks from the very same assholes
>is in too deep to let go of this horrible place and its horrible posters

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:11:04 No.25022033 Report

Quoted By: >>25022114 >>25022215

>>25021993
Suck a dick, Doj

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:12:28 No.25022060 Report

Quoted By: >>25022100 >>25022215

>>25021993
mystery is a virgin who makes up lies about a fake bf with a micropeen that cucked her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:12:29 No.25022062 Report

Quoted By: >>25022114 >>25022215

>>25021993
>he's a white knight
>on the internet
>browsing /r9k/
>he does it for free
>he takes his "maidens" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of female attention he will ever receive in his pathetic life
>he responds to posts he doesn't like because he has a hero complex and breaks out in hives imagining women getting offended
>he responds to posts he doesn't like because he secretly thinks women are too stupid to defend themselves
>he will never have a real sword
>he will never move out of his liberal arts college's dorm
>he will always believe women are at a healthy weight
>he will never know that the wage gap is a myth
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have friends he doesn't betray for pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:12:45 No.25022073 Report

Quoted By: >>25022114 >>25022215

>>25021993
>could avoid all of this abuse by not fucking tripfagging

are you retarded?

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:14:06 No.25022100 Report

Quoted By: >>25022204 >>25022215 >>25022218

>>25022060
I wish it was a lie, but it wasn't.
>turned him into a poastie tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:14:48 No.25022114 Report

Quoted By: >>25022215

>>25021993
>>25022033
>>25022062
>>25022073
The white knights shining armor has been stained red.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:19:51 No.25022204 Report

Quoted By: >>25022222

>>25022100
Seriously, Mystery.

If I cut an M into my hand do you think you could believe me then?

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:20:44 No.25022215 Report

Quoted By: >>25022263 >>25023333

>>25022033
No.

>>25022060
You're a virgin who makes up lies about mystery being a liar. See >>25022100

>>25022062
I'm not a whiteknight.
I have gotten plenty of female attention. It's actually unwanted.
I don't have a hero complex.
I'm convinced women are perfectly capable at defending themselves.
I do have a real sword, it's actually a souvenir I brought back from Macedonia.
I'm a programmer, not a liberal arts major.
>women are at a healthy weight
What does this even mean?
Yes, wage gap is a myth. I agree.
True, I will never have a girlfriend, but unlike yourself, I'm not bound to my hormones and biology like a 12 year old. I have better things to live for.
I do have friends. Our friendship's stability does not get influenced by desire for sex, since I have none. This actually enables me to befriend women. You should try it sometimes. It's much easier and not as bad as people make it out to be.

>>25022073
You shouldn't have to be forced to take your trip off just to not suffer abuse.

>>25022114
Huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:20:48 No.25022218 Report

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>>25022100
How long until someone posts your nudes? I don't want to be the first to do it ;)

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:21:01 No.25022222 Report

Quoted By: >>25022237 >>25022310 >>25022331 >>25022357 >>25022369

>>25022204
No, fuck off crazy

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Brotherhood of Feels !!vEjegej71Yr Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:22:16 No.25022237 Report

Quoted By: >>25022317 >>25023071

>>25022222
Mystery, please kill self.

OWK !gUKG.L2ZM2

OWK !gUKG.L2ZM2 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:23:43 No.25022263 Report

Quoted By: >>25022288 >>25023377

>>25022215
>I'm convinced women are perfectly capable at defending themselves.
You literally believed mystery was too stupid to take her trip off.

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:24:59 No.25022288 Report

Quoted By: >>25022332 >>25022429

>>25022263
I didn't say that. I said she's addicted to /r9k/, probably because there is no real other place for her to be a social reject at. It's just a shame that even this place is overrun by failed normals, effectively making all of it a pipe dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:25:58 No.25022310 Report

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>>25022222
Please, don't be like that, come on.

Just tell me what I have to do for you to believe me?

yourbiggestfan !!5jy5GOxaPL5

yourbiggestfan !!5jy5GOxaPL5 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:26:23 No.25022317 Report

Quoted By: >>25022360

>>25022237
hello pedro. made any threads today?

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:26:53 No.25022331 Report

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>>25022222

>those digits

Holy shit you just got blown the fuck out by mystery dude. Time to give it up lad.

Ivan

Ivan Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:27:07 No.25022332 Report

Quoted By: >>25022349 >>25022433

>>25022288
>failed normals

I wish this place could just rewind back to the first month of existence where it was just weird cunts making mostly shitty OC and no one was worried about who belonged because it was still under the radar and only a certain type of person would have found the board.

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:28:03 No.25022349 Report

Quoted By: >>25022365

>>25022332
>muh OC meme

fuck off ivan >:)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:28:24 No.25022357 Report

Quoted By: >>25022394

>>25022222
>Calling anyone else crazy when you've lied about you father hanging himself, lied about boyfriends abusing you and lie about tons of other shit for attention constantly on a Persian pencil image posting and comparison forum.

Seriously though, nice post number.

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Brotherhood of Feels !!vEjegej71Yr Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:28:29 No.25022360 Report

Quoted By: >>25022433

>>25022317
>le Pedro
What is the purpose of doing this? You are the only person who does it.
It's not even funny or anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:28:51 No.25022365 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022349
Post those shower vids this board will love them, call it an early christmas present

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:29:00 No.25022369 Report

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>>25022222
checked so hard
also fuck you, you've got people actually wanting to date you yet you ignore them you attention seeking whore

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:30:07 No.25022394 Report

Quoted By: >>25022466

>>25022357
My daddy is alive and well, he never hung himself I'm not sure where you got that from.

I've only had one bf and he was a child-molesting, cp-watching pedophile so take from that what you will

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54m50n !qoThYyhabg Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:30:43 No.25022408 Report

Quoted By: >>25022468 >>25027807

>>25021096
yeah, you are certainly more interesting and qt desu. and at least slightly more honest about being a whore

OWK !gUKG.L2ZM2

OWK !gUKG.L2ZM2 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:31:47 No.25022429 Report

Quoted By: >>25022484

>>25022288
>there is no real other place for her to be a social reject at
This isn't true.

If you don't want failed normals to come here, then why do you want it to be a safe space for social rejects? If social rejects are happy with their situation then why do they need a support group?

yourbiggestfan !!5jy5GOxaPL5

yourbiggestfan !!5jy5GOxaPL5 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:31:53 No.25022433 Report

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>>25022332
>they deleted my /news/ and I settled in /r9k

>>25022360
Not sure. I didn't even start it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:33:23 No.25022466 Report

Quoted By: >>25022656

>>25022394
I was there when you posted that your dad hung himself when you were young.

And I was there while you were going on about how your swede bf constantly belittled you by calling you ugly and then dumped you and then a day later you were going on about he was so nice to you and how you just want him back more than anything.

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:33:29 No.25022468 Report

Quoted By: >>25022492 >>25022493 >>25022512 >>25022549

>>25022408
don't you have a toothbrush to go fuck yourself with?

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:34:04 No.25022484 Report

Quoted By: >>25022681 >>25023377 >>25024296

>>25022429
I never implied they need a support group. I implied that there's no reason for them to receive the complete opposite.

You black and white thinkers are all the same. You're legitimately mentally impaired if you are unable to comprehend grey areas in life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:34:21 No.25022492 Report

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>>25022468
Do you still like Hello Kitty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:34:25 No.25022493 Report

Quoted By: >>25022513

>>25022468
don't you have posts to anons to reply to?

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54m50n !qoThYyhabg Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:35:18 No.25022512 Report

Quoted By: >>25022525 >>25022549

>>25022468
go choke on your own rancid cunt stench, whore

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:35:21 No.25022513 Report

Quoted By: >>25022557 >>25022656 >>25027765

>>25022493
u wot m8? i don't speak retard

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:36:24 No.25022525 Report

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>>25022512
Someone sent me a rare picture of you, samson.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:36:34 No.25022531 Report

Quoted By: >>25022588 >>25022656

I like you mystery

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KingHarold !sL3PpE2pfQ Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:37:17 No.25022549 Report

Quoted By: >>25023377

>>25022468
>>25022512

This is some terrific banter folks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:37:34 No.25022557 Report

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>>25022513
point is you're a retarded cunt that should honestly slit her throat, but before you do that you should have the decency tell the anons that actually want to date, and not just fuck, that you're just a slut that wants compliments and not something real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:39:09 No.25022588 Report

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>>25022531
Im kinda normie though. Does that ruin my chances?

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kitsune !8ZkouXEwjY Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:39:28 No.25022596 Report

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>>25020009
Just be done with such an infatuation. You don't know her. Dont demean yourself. She is just some chick to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:40:18 No.25022618 Report

Quoted By: >>25022645 >>25022657 >>25022680 >>25022693

meme war aside, are there actually people that don't think mystery.jpg is a qt?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:41:23 No.25022643 Report

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whoa. you know, I'm sensing a lot of hostility in this thread. why don't we all just take a step back and chill for a bit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:41:24 No.25022645 Report

Quoted By: >>25022676 >>25022685

>>25022618
She's got ok titties, ok puss, nice asshole. Decent body. Fuckable but nothing special.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:41:44 No.25022656 Report

Quoted By: >>25022806 >>25022854

>>25022513
Don't ignore this, Mystery.>>25022466

>>25022531
Don't bother, Anon, she only talks to you if you're a dick to her and if you're "lucky" enough to get a reply from her she'll just call you an orbiter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:41:46 No.25022657 Report

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>>25022618
I do but she has such a disgusting personality, it's disgusting

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unknown !ctAeRdFAkI Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:41:53 No.25022660 Report

Quoted By: >>25022727

>>25020009
>this whole fucking thread
i want to be impressed on just how much all of you are burning this shitty board to the ground.
its like im back in 2012 telling ricky to fuck off

just keep making it shit so i can finally have a reason to stop coming here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:42:45 No.25022676 Report

Quoted By: >>25022710

>>25022645
Please post the shit from her cam whore days, I'd love to hold her down and eat her ass hole out.

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54m50n !qoThYyhabg Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:42:51 No.25022680 Report

Quoted By: >>25023163

>>25022618
she's not bad physically t b h, but she's a cunt so that takes a whole lot of points off

OWK !gUKG.L2ZM2

OWK !gUKG.L2ZM2 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:42:51 No.25022681 Report

Quoted By: >>25024555

>>25022484
You implied that, as a social reject, she needs an internet community suitable for social rejects where she can find solidarity. Only a failed normal would need that.

>I implied that there's no reason for them to receive the complete opposite.
There is perfect reason to flame women. Do you not realize what happens when girls post here? Look at this thread. If women were as accepted as men are, /r9k/ would rapidly turn into a dating site. The catalog would be filled with threads worshiping female personalities, all packed with orbiters vying for female attention. The misogyny is a defense mechanism. The alternative is a competitive shithole where half of the posters stab each other in the back to get a girl's contact information.

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:42:56 No.25022685 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022645
I think her face overall is really cute, in an unconventional way. It's hard to explain.

kitsune !8ZkouXEwjY

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kitsune !8ZkouXEwjY Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:43:21 No.25022693 Report

Quoted By: >>25022729

>>25022618
She's a nice girl, but not my cup of tea. Same with jlh. You shouldn't just like anyone who is hot and get hyped. There is not enough communication in such scenarios to be able to tell if you'll really like them. Go find local qts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:43:55 No.25022710 Report

Quoted By: >>25022745

>>25022676
Find it yourself it's not hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:44:24 No.25022727 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022660
>tripfag
>telling others they are burning /r9k/ to the ground
nice meme

54m50n !qoThYyhabg

54m50n !qoThYyhabg Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:44:31 No.25022729 Report

Quoted By: >>25022781 >>25022802 >>25022884 >>25022920 >>25023065

>>25022693
>find local qts
>as a poor, non hipster white male in the SF Bay Area
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:45:00 No.25022745 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022710
I'm a retard, I don't know how...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:47:07 No.25022781 Report

Quoted By: >>25022909

>>25022729

>implying you know pain

Try poor white non-hipster in the middle of nowhere rural USA. And your family isn't popular in your town of 5,000.

kitsune !8ZkouXEwjY

kitsune !8ZkouXEwjY Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:47:59 No.25022802 Report

Quoted By: >>25022909 >>25023377

>>25022729
Then move out. We are going to fucking decay if we don't use our days. You can make that coin flip as many times as you can bear. Your a good looking guy, go get a few drinks and your liquid legs and talk to some girls. Even my bitch ass has talked to qts on 2-3 drinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:48:02 No.25022806 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022656
Thanks for the advice anon. I still like her tho.

yourbiggestfan !!5jy5GOxaPL5

yourbiggestfan !!5jy5GOxaPL5 Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:50:12 No.25022854 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022656
>believing everything you read on a mongolian sandscaping board

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:51:18 No.25022884 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022729
Im a white non hipster in the bay area too. I know the feels anon, i know the feels.

54m50n !qoThYyhabg

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54m50n !qoThYyhabg Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:52:44 No.25022909 Report

Quoted By: >>25023056

>>25022802
can't afford to
>tfw will never move to Oregon and pursue my rail car pub dreams
>>25022781
..shit. yeah, you're truly fucked. sorry man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:53:15 No.25022917 Report

Quoted By: >>25022956 >>25022996 >>25023051

Mystery.jpg, just tell me what I have to do to prove I don't JUST want you to fuck and throw away?

Please?

kitsune !8ZkouXEwjY

kitsune !8ZkouXEwjY Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:53:20 No.25022920 Report

Quoted By: >>25023260

>>25022729
I even talked to a skinny Irish chick who liked dank non plebian literature. It was a really laid back class so she took her shoes off in it, had tattooed feet. It was a religious study class, so I didn't sound dumb in it somehow. Talked to her once drunk, and she sat next to me a lot afterwards, even though she was the only one in the class that moved her seat. She was silly hot, and I did it, and I wasn't completely shut out. It was awesome even though I was super anxious. My nerves are terrible. If I hone that shit before you can too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:55:41 No.25022956 Report

Quoted By: >>25022996

>>25022917
she won't. she's an attentionwhore that doesn't want to be proved wrong. she's living life on easy mode but wants to pretend it's hard to get more sympathy and attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:58:12 No.25022996 Report

Quoted By: >>25023086

>>25022917
>>25022956
Did you guys forget about her blogposting about taking some Chad skating?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:59:59 No.25023030 Report

Quoted By:

>>25020009
Get the fuck over yourself, OP. You don't even know her. She's probably a shitty person to begin with if she's posting on r9k anyway.

yourbiggestfan !!5jy5GOxaPL5

yourbiggestfan !!5jy5GOxaPL5 Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:01:06 No.25023051 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022917
What about mystery is so alluring to you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:01:23 No.25023056 Report

Quoted By: >>25023089

>>25022909

Basically. And that was BEFORE my only friends from school became horrible junkies, the local economy collapsed with the automotive industry smash in 2008 and still hasn't recovered, my mother got cancer, father divorced her and moved across the country, then got cancer himself because he was a chainsmoker from before I was born. There aren't even any TRAINS here man! The railways are all rusted out and ruined.

>tfw wish I was making any bit of this up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:01:39 No.25023065 Report

Quoted By: >>25023075

>>25022729
what are yo utalking about bro

all the hipster software engineers i see have asian qt girlfriends

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:01:56 No.25023068 Report

Quoted By:

Mystery.

Just admit it girl, you LOVE all the atention you get on this site, all the guys going on about how much they'd love to be with you and how much they adore you.

I don't blame you, if I had a place full of girls fawning over me I'd go there all the time too.

Just don't pretend you don't love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:02:25 No.25023071 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022237
eggman is transitioning?
Good for him...I mean her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:02:40 No.25023075 Report

Quoted By:

>>25023065
forgot to mention they're white

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:03:10 No.25023086 Report

Quoted By: >>25023203

>>25022996
>tfw will probably fuck it up between now and then

D-don't get your hopes up guys ._.

54m50n !qoThYyhabg

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54m50n !qoThYyhabg Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:03:17 No.25023089 Report

Quoted By: >>25023128

>>25023056
idk man. maybe sell drugs or something till you have enough cash to move to a place with jobs, trains and cool people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:05:03 No.25023119 Report

Quoted By:

>caring about tripfags
>current year

COME. ON. PEOPLE.
2
0
1
5

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:05:30 No.25023128 Report

Quoted By: >>25023454

>>25023089

Market's oversaturated. That's the #1 go-to for alternative income here. Breaking Bad has nothing on the amount of meth this town churns out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:08:13 No.25023163 Report

Quoted By: >>25023202 >>25023454

>>25022680
>she's a cunt
Yeah most women are. But we have all been cunts at one time or another. I know I have. The whole world is a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:10:09 No.25023202 Report

Quoted By: >>25023383

>>25023163

How you doin man? I haven't seen you post in a long time, but then again I'm not here every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:10:15 No.25023203 Report

Quoted By: >>25023384

>>25023086
>Years of posting how she just wants a nice, awkward, weird, shut in bf.

>Gets fucked by chads 7" dick after a night of ice skating.

>Will undoubted come here and complain about it when he doesn't call her back.

Maybe he'll let you eat his ass hole though, kek.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:14:00 No.25023260 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022920
>she sat next to me alot
Holy shit son! When you getting married?
Is that a cum bottle in the captcha?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:18:27 No.25023333 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022215

The fedora is mightier than the sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:18:34 No.25023336 Report

Quoted By:

>all this attention whoring tripfaggery
>in
>a
>single
>thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:21:27 No.25023377 Report

Quoted By:

>>25021096
>>25021110
>>25021832
>>25022263
>>25022484
>>25022549
>>25022802
the fuck is this reddit? theres no upboats here fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:21:57 No.25023383 Report

Quoted By:

>>25023202
I'd be doing alot better if I hadn't stabbed a catfish Barb through my pinky. But I do have like 30 lbs of fish and about 40 lbs of venison now. Got some soy beans and asparagus too so I'm set for winter
There's my blog post

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:22:04 No.25023384 Report

Quoted By: >>25023494 >>25023537 >>25023649 >>25023969

>>25023203
Actually he's a robot I contacted off of here and I'm trying to show RESTRAINT and not fuck him as soon as possible but instead I think I just freaked him out so w/e tl;dr: Classic mystery

54m50n !qoThYyhabg

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54m50n !qoThYyhabg Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:26:06 No.25023454 Report

Quoted By: >>25024284

>>25023128
sell other drugs then
>>25023163
yeah, but she is a cunt most of the time. and a total hypocrite

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:28:28 No.25023494 Report

Quoted By: >>25023555

>>25023384
>hooking up with robots
Jesus Christ. It's like you want to end up as someone's lampshade

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:31:11 No.25023537 Report

Quoted By:

>>25023384
>I'm not a sexual person.

>I've got to resist getting on near every dick that shows me the slightest attention.

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:32:22 No.25023555 Report

Quoted By: >>25023624 >>25023629

>>25023494
Not a lampshade, more like a pumpanddump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:33:45 No.25023584 Report

Quoted By:

HAHA normie here, your all pathetic just go outside and meet someone ffs its not hard just be yourself holy fuck are you actually that soccially inept?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:35:37 No.25023605 Report

Quoted By:

>>25021096
>>25021110
Tripfags confirmed to be one entity

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:36:44 No.25023624 Report

Quoted By:

>>25023555
I bet you do the pumping AND the dumping. Women are so damn cruel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:36:57 No.25023629 Report

Quoted By: >>25023710

>>25023555
You seem to love labeling yourself as guys pumpanddump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:37:53 No.25023644 Report

Quoted By: >>25023734

>>25021850
Well, you're not wrong.
Well, you're not wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:38:02 No.25023649 Report

Quoted By: >>25023696 >>25023734

>>25023384
>Just want a shut in bf to sit inside with
>TeeHee! going out with chad to the ice rink tonight! Post pics on FB for u guies l8r!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:40:36 No.25023696 Report

Quoted By:

>>25023649

>tfw no gf to spend all day playing civ with and conquering the world together
>in one sitting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:41:23 No.25023710 Report

Quoted By: >>25023734

>>25023629
She loves being treated poorly, don't know why.

Keeps going on about how ugly and alone she'll always be, then goes on dates with normies, does normie shit and comes back here to post about how hard she has it because only silly boy hit on her and whatever.

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:42:31 No.25023734 Report

Quoted By: >>25023784 >>25023890 >>25023922

>>25023644
If she shoe fits

>>25023649
>>25023710
At least people want to listen to your bullshit, I'm female so everyone I meet automatically just wants to have sex with me, which is why I've given up contacting anyone new

>tfw no one to send articles to discuss with to

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:42:41 No.25023738 Report

Quoted By:

>>25021664
>mfw I will never experience this

eggman !!Kzrpy34OYoc

eggman !!Kzrpy34OYoc Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:45:58 No.25023784 Report

Quoted By: >>25023851 >>25023906 >>25023907 >>25023939 >>25024385

>>25023734
If you want to communicate with women, post on tumblr

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:46:55 No.25023809 Report

Quoted By: >>25023907

>tfw you were ranting against trannies and tranny-lovers earlier today and mystery.jpg read it out loud in a vocaroo and you made her laugh with the candy-coated caramel faggot bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:49:11 No.25023851 Report

Quoted By:

>>25023784
please sort them out if anyone can its you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:51:22 No.25023890 Report

Quoted By: >>25023923

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:52:05 No.25023906 Report

Quoted By:

>>25023784
>women
>on tumblr

There are only trannies on tumblr and shouldn't you be rapping about your suburban gangster life you big white cumdrop?

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:52:06 No.25023907 Report

Quoted By:

>>25023784
L E L
Me communicating with women I've met on the internet who have a lot of stuff in common with me:
>one completely stops contacting me and blocks/deletes half way through
>another completely rages because i said the wrong thing
>most can't handle my powerlevel and will try to correct me, leading to them being blocked
>half of them are trannies
>the ones that i have absolutely everything in common with - this has happened twice - will one day stop replying
>the most recent one decided to start spamming my pictures all over /r9k/ because i don't know

Literally will never make a meaningful connection with anyone ever, fuck off with that "women" shit. If I start telling everyone I'm male on the internet, will they start actually trying to be my friend or what?

Also, fuck off eggman. You have a gf who loves you and tons of friends. I hate my life and loneliness completely engulfs me

>>25023809
It was really funny, every post. I saved them and I had to re-record them a few times because I couldn't stop laughign

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:53:00 No.25023922 Report

Quoted By: >>25023937 >>25024067

>>25023734
... You think anyone listens to us?

You HONESTLY think you have no one who would talk with you? Even with all the boys in this thread from all over the world who you'd never meet who just want to talk with you?

>Given up meeting anyone new

Fuck off, you're going on a date with some goofy cunt you met online later, don't pretend that you're all isolated and shit.

Now's about the time you give up and stop replying because you know I'm right.

All these dudes throwing themselves at you and you get to choose, and you think the ones throwing themselves at you have it harder than the one who gets to choose?

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:53:08 No.25023923 Report

Quoted By: >>25023937

>>25023890
Eggman has a loving girlfriend, example number one

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:54:09 No.25023937 Report

Quoted By: >>25024067

>>25023922
Why did you post this twice, see >>25023923

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:54:13 No.25023939 Report

Quoted By: >>25023950

>>25023784
This the genuine eggman?

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf

mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:55:11 No.25023950 Report

Quoted By: >>25024004

>>25023939
Probably, I started sending him snapchats and he started ignoring me probably because he's busy getting fucked every second of the day

>men in charge of being lonely

top fucking lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:56:12 No.25023969 Report

Quoted By:

>>25023384
What happened to youre swedish chad Bf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 04:58:04 No.25024004 Report

Quoted By: >>25024069 >>25024079

>>25023950
remember this video? well it still stands 100% ccorrect regardless of what has become of eggman. please leave.

https://youtu.be/FxuBxQxY-kM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:01:30 No.25024067 Report

Quoted By: >>25024079

>>25023937
Robot check bummed out.
There's more in>>25023922

... So? Your big example is that ONE dude made it out in some sort of happy relationship? And you're just going to ignore all the men you've told to fuck off that you decided you didn't want?

You think the men here could just get a gf if they wanted as easily as you could get a bf?

Why the fuck are you so obsessed with this image you have of yourself as this lonely spinster who no one ever wants to talk to, even in a thread that stands and a big fucking monument to how wrong you are?

You're in a thread about having a crush on Mystery.jpg, complaining about how no one could ever love you?

Are you for fucking real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:01:36 No.25024069 Report

Quoted By:

>>25024004
>HEY GUYS, US ROBOTS AMIRIGHT? XD NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN OUR COOL BOYS INTERNET CLUB

He cast out a bait and all you idiots were tripping over yourselves to suckle on it. You were fooled by an ugly normie.

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:02:21 No.25024079 Report

Quoted By: >>25024123 >>25024130 >>25024132

>>25024004
Eggman has a gf and tons of friends who put up with his bullshit

I have my right hand and /r9k/

>>25024067
i dunno m8 thats too much shit to read

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:04:54 No.25024123 Report

Quoted By: >>25024179

>>25024079
>masturbating with your right hand
you better be left handed otherwise you're shit tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:05:15 No.25024130 Report

Quoted By: >>25024179

>>25024079
Unbelievable.

Maybe I'm wrong and you're just alone because of your terrible personality.

I honestly tried to like you but you act like such a spoilt child all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:05:26 No.25024132 Report

Quoted By:

>>25024079
I have tons of friends its not hard to get them as a fembot, I dont know what your talking about sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:07:43 No.25024171 Report

Quoted By: >>25024201

>>25021048
most of the cluster b personality disorders bleed into each other a little bit, but i'd say she's most likely primarily histrionic personality disorder

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:08:10 No.25024179 Report

Quoted By: >>25024202 >>25024239 >>25024285

>>25024123
I'm right handed but I don't need my right hand for anything because I'm no porn watching degenerate

>>25024130
No idk

female friends are just:
a) very temporal
b) too normie for my taste so they have like 100 other friends and i fall out of the picture

male friends are just:
a) always wanting to stick their dick in it as a pump and dump which makes me feel like shit and discourages me from ever taking the friendship seriously

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:09:11 No.25024201 Report

Quoted By:

>>25024171
stop with your meme disorders for the love of christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:09:11 No.25024202 Report

Quoted By: >>25024246 >>25024266

>>25024179
but masturbating your with your submissive hand feels much better
you're SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:10:49 No.25024239 Report

Quoted By: >>25024266

>>25024179
masturbating with your non dominant hand feels much better
you shit

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:11:04 No.25024246 Report

Quoted By: >>25024266

>>25024202
What the fuck? No it doesn't? Your hand cramps up and you feel like shit.

>masturbating with a buttplug in master race though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:12:31 No.25024266 Report

Quoted By: >>25024306

>>25024202
>>25024239
>post didnt show for a full minute and a half
get your shit together hiroyuki

>>25024246
i have never had that problem. do wrists have a diameter of less than an inch?

I'm afraid of buttplugs
I like cucumbers though

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yourbiggestfan !!5jy5GOxaPL5 Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:13:21 No.25024284 Report

Quoted By:

>>25023454
did you film making chili for me yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:13:32 No.25024285 Report

Quoted By:

>>25024179
I want you to read this out loud to yourself, not some stupid post where you record it for us to listen to, just to yourself.

There are men in this thread.

Who know they'll never meet you to fuck you.

And still want to get to know you and be your friend.

Whilst knowing they'll never get to actually meet you.

If they don't meet you, they can't fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:13:58 No.25024296 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022484
>failed normies pls go
>unless you're a girl
W H I T E K N I G H T

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:14:23 No.25024306 Report

Quoted By: >>25024334 >>25024361 >>25024408

>>25024266
No but I do have tiny-ish weak wrists

That is so dirty, just go get a buttplug and stick it in m8. It feels nicer than foreign objects than can break off and get stuck, plus you can walk around with it in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:15:20 No.25024334 Report

Quoted By: >>25024401

>>25024306
This is fucking hot.

Do you ever leave the house with your plug in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:16:55 No.25024361 Report

Quoted By: >>25024401

>>25024306
Also, when you go on your date ice skating put your butt plug in.

Be a dirty, dirty girl and go on your date looking all qt on the surface, but deep down you'll be a dirty slutty girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:17:56 No.25024385 Report

Quoted By:

>>25023784
eggman is the superior trip, everyone else please leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:18:36 No.25024399 Report

Quoted By:

how can you all not see mystery is an attention whore in the most extreme ways possible. i wouldnt at all be surprised if she turned off her trip to make this thread. just stop replying.

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:18:38 No.25024401 Report

Quoted By: >>25027826

>>25024334
Not anymore.

It is my main reason for wanting buttsex but then I remember that another person in the mix can potentially sour the mood, since poop comes out of the butt and other people can often be judgmental if things don't go completely and totally the right way, so I don't even think I like anal sex.

>>25024361
1. It's not a date.

2. That sounds really unsafe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:19:09 No.25024408 Report

Quoted By: >>25024486

>>25024306
I have weak girly wrists too. maybe I've just masturbated enough so they don't fall apart anymore

yes I am dirty
I live with my parents so I don't think I could hide any sex toys from them. they don't like my privacy and always fuck with my room

Cold !!2rBBYKabbyP

Cold !!2rBBYKabbyP Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:19:35 No.25024422 Report

Quoted By: >>25024452 >>25025338

>mfw I am now a tripfag

Hot !!DFq6mXscH3i

Hot !!DFq6mXscH3i Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:21:01 No.25024452 Report

Quoted By: >>25024516 >>25024550 >>25025338

>>25024422
me too, lets all adopt trips

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:21:37 No.25024466 Report

Quoted By: >>25024482

Doesn't she have a dog?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:22:22 No.25024482 Report

Quoted By:

>>25024466
I heard she does modeling. In Japan.

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:22:29 No.25024486 Report

Quoted By: >>25024570 >>25024684 >>25024703 >>25024886

>>25024408
This reminds me of when I started living alone and I had just started buying buttplugs (I'm not really big on any other sextoys, I've never really tried them, it's just kind of necessary to have something semi-sturdy to put in your ass for safety reasons) and I kept them in a box in my nightstand.

My parents came over one day, and I was busy fixing up the car with my dad, and my mom wanted to do some cleaning in my apartment. She went into a box, in my nightstand and organized my buttplug collection. I noticed like a week later that she had done that and I was MORTIFIED.

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[spoiler]name[/spoiler] !OLAi9VIw7M Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:23:18 No.25024509 Report

Quoted By: >>25024550

trip test

jhnkbgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:23:34 No.25024516 Report

Quoted By: >>25024550 >>25024576 >>25024579

>>25024452
How do you get trips?

If you guys post on other boards, do you also show up as trips or is it only for certain boards?

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Cold !!2rBBYKabbyP Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:24:59 No.25024550 Report

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>>25024509
>>25024452
Nice tripcodes, friends.

>>25024516
name##pass

goes in name field

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1 Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:25:13 No.25024555 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022681
I didn't see this post, sorry.

>she needs a community for social rejects where she can find solidarity
Not exactly. What I meant is that this board could be a place suitable for social rejects to still practice some degree of communication with others. There doesn't have to be a unified set of opinions and norms amongst the rejects. What this place could and should be, is a NEUTRAL place for social rejects to talk about whatever, and definitely not in a hugbox manner.

Even if you put no value in social practices, being able to talk with others can be very helpful. You can not accurately discover yourself and the world without using the different perspectives of others to dissect them.

>Do you not realize what happens when girls post here?
The failed normals flock to it, indeed. Mystery is also a failed normal, but she's a good example to use when it comes to explaining the unnecessary behavior on this board, due to her popularity.

If all the failed normals would leave, then the threat of /r9k/ turning it into a dating site would be nonexistent, because the remaining inhabitants simply don't care about dating, in theory.

Honestly, Mystery too should just go to /soc/ for as long as she still values social norms. That, or she has to learn how to let go. She's incredibly mentally unstable from what I've seen, it'd be in her own best interest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:25:58 No.25024570 Report

Quoted By: >>25024629

>>25024486

>She went into a box, in my nightstand and organized my buttplug collection.

What a polite and helpful mother you have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:26:03 No.25024576 Report

Quoted By: >>25024624

>>25024516
newfag

its some boards but dont do it unless your a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:26:09 No.25024579 Report

Quoted By:

>>25024516
Anytime you enter your trip and pass it will show up. It is not board exclusive.

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01100110 01100001 01100111 !PnM38CiMxw Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:28:17 No.25024624 Report

Quoted By: >>25024689

>>25024576

trips accompany the lowest of degenerates

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:28:31 No.25024629 Report

Quoted By:

>>25024570
She didn't say anything about it. Ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:30:59 No.25024684 Report

Quoted By: >>25024714

>>25024486
im not the OP, but earlier mystery I was begging to be able to worship you. Please..I want to worship you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:31:13 No.25024689 Report

Quoted By: >>25024748 >>25024822

>>25024624
thats why /b/ is the superiour board, people don't give them the attention they want

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:31:43 No.25024703 Report

Quoted By: >>25024748

>>25024486
>my mom wanted to do some cleaning in my apartment
that's exactly what my cunt mother does. always feels like its necessary to clean everything in my possession and then gets mad when i cant find something she put away in some retarded place and even threw away some of my videogames at some point "because the case was broke" (ps1 game cases were fucking fragile)

im cutting all contact with my family when i finally graduate and get my own place. my parents are abusive assholes. i could rant forever about how shitty they are but i rather not. your parents seem okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:32:17 No.25024714 Report

Quoted By:

>>25024684
kek wtf is wrong with you this is why she ignores you

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:33:31 No.25024748 Report

Quoted By: >>25024805 >>25024812 >>25024821 >>25024822

>>25024689
underaged norman detected

>>25024703
>equating video game cleaning to your mother touching shit that has been UP YOUR ASS

Nah, my mom is a cunt too. My dad is pretty b a s e d

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:36:24 No.25024805 Report

Quoted By: >>25024904

>>25024748
you know she used one of them

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Hot !!DFq6mXscH3i Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:37:13 No.25024812 Report

Quoted By: >>25024860 >>25024870

>>25024748
NO! NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT JUST POST WITH THAT TRIP

THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT ME NOW! ME ME ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I HAVE A VAGINA AND IM CUTE!

BUT IM ACTUALLY UGLY AND I KNIT WAH WAH WAH GIVE ME ATTENTION! LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON I DONT KILL MYSELF IS FOR THE (you)s!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:37:37 No.25024821 Report

Quoted By: >>25024904

>>25024748
>underage
yeah ok i've seen your pics you look 16

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:37:41 No.25024822 Report

Quoted By: >>25024839 >>25024886 >>25024904

>>25024748
well yes, videogames were the only thing that kept me alive in high school. now it's videogames, books, movies and my profession. i got mad whenever she fucked with that one single thing i valued.

her touching your sex toys is just weird, not really cuntish. your mom is fucking weird. at least she didnt start throwing away your stuff or putting them in places you cant find them

>>25024689
then why are you here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:38:34 No.25024839 Report

Quoted By: >>25024997

>>25024822
>videogames were the only thing that kept me alive in high school

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sparrow !TbPhix9DQk Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:39:55 No.25024860 Report

Quoted By: >>25025149

>>25024812
NO PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:40:19 No.25024870 Report

Quoted By: >>25025149

>>25024812
Woah baby, you're caps lock,desperation, and probable peen are All deserving of this fresh (You).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:40:56 No.25024886 Report

Quoted By: >>25024997

>>25024822
>putting them in places you cant find them
>buttplugs >>25024486

>places cant be found

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:41:24 No.25024904 Report

Quoted By: >>25024997 >>25025102 >>25025149 >>25025252

>>25024805
Fuck. I need mental bleach

>>25024821
Thanks senpai. If I really was 16, that would mean my posting history goes back to when I was 10, which I sincerely doubt.

>>25024822
I'm sorry your mum sux anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:43:26 No.25024944 Report

Quoted By:

>All these shitty tripfags

Necrofag please come and save this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:46:36 No.25024997 Report

Quoted By: >>25025021 >>25025239

>>25024839
yeah. i was suicidal since i was 10 and tried to kill myself at least once a year until my parents started putting everything harmful to me behind locked doors and eventually i just lost hope of killing myself since i was too much of a pussy to just jump infront of a train or building because my mom sterilized me with things like "youre not allowed to fight back when someone attacks you!" and since i got manhandled every day at school that was a common thing

i hate people and would love to go on a mass shooting now but then i cant play videogames or read my literature anymore

>>25024886
dude that's funny

>>25024904
it's okay. lately ive been getting under her skin as much as possible since i'm a foot taller than her now, so she doesn't fuck with me as often as she used to

i had to choke her unconscious once and got put on therapy for 3 months because of it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:47:24 No.25025021 Report

Quoted By: >>25025066

>>25024997
>i was suicidal since i was 10 and tried to kill myself at least once a year

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:50:07 No.25025066 Report

Quoted By:

>>25025021
i dont know what youre trying to accomplish m8. if youre trying to hurt me you're out of luck. im dead inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:51:50 No.25025099 Report

Quoted By: >>25025123

Any qt tripfags wanna be my gf?

I am really insecure, and I like cuddling

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sparrow !TbPhix9DQk Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:52:02 No.25025102 Report

Quoted By: >>25025181 >>25025386

>>25024904
>i had to choke her unconscious once and got put on therapy for 3 months because of it

wtf is wrong with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:52:23 No.25025108 Report

Quoted By:

who is this mystery douchbag? he must have some serious issues if he's here all the time. I mean wtf, just end it already if you're browsing r9k all day. This place is shit

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1

Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1 Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:52:54 No.25025123 Report

Quoted By:

>>25025099
w-well... I don't h-have a boyfriend...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:54:11 No.25025149 Report

Quoted By: >>25025202

>>25024860
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25024870
OH FUCK THANK YOU I NEEDED THAT YOU OMG CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE INTERNET

>>25024904
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY BITCH DONT IGNORE ME

HOW DOES A GIRL HAVE SO MANY ISSUES TO DISCUSS CONSTANTLY THAT SHE NEEDS TO ADOPT A TRIP AND TALK ABOUT THEM EVERY DAY. ITS BECAUSE SHES SELF DESTRUCTIVE. SAY ONE THING AND SHE WILL DENY IT, UNDOING ANY WORK YOU FEELSFAGS DID TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER THERES LITERALLY NO POINT TO SAYING ANYTHING TO HER. YOU CAN TRY TO HEP ALL YOU WANT BUT SHE WILL NOT LISTEN BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THE CYCLE TO CONTINUE. SHE LITERALLY FEEDS OFF THE ATTENTION AT THIS POINT!

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:55:26 No.25025181 Report

Quoted By: >>25025386

>>25025102
this is literally what i said out loud

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Hot !!DFq6mXscH3i Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:56:48 No.25025202 Report

Quoted By: >>25025237 >>25025245

>>25025149
SORRY I FORGOT MY TRIP BECAUSE I WAS POSTING ON OTHER BOARDS ANONYMOUSLY LIKE A NORMAL PERSON BUT I HAD TO COME BACK HERE. BUT ITS OK NOW BECAUSE MY TRIP IS BACK ON AND YOU CAN FEED ME ATTENTION NOW

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:58:42 No.25025237 Report

Quoted By: >>25025275 >>25025387

>>25025202
I post on other boards anonymously too. You're not special.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:58:45 No.25025239 Report

Quoted By: >>25025386

>>25024997

>parents dont want their kid to kill himself
>parents buy their kid video games and books while he just fucks around at his house all day
>kid beats up his mom for no reason and chokes her
>still not in jail probably because his mom didn't tell the police

you are fucked and i feel bad for your mom especially

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:59:00 No.25025245 Report

Quoted By: >>25025272 >>25025387

>>25025202
I got plenty of attention just for you, you're elegant form of posting has got me all hot (get the pun here?) and bothered

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 05:59:19 No.25025252 Report

Quoted By: >>25025295

>>25024904
I'm not that guy, but I'd rather think of you as 16. I like pretending you're my estranged little sister.
Like maybe I have to take you in after our parents died. We might butt heads at first because our personalities clash. But after awhile you start to warm up to me and we spend time together and we go on hunting trips together where I can teach you all the shit I know about surviving in the wilderness.
I'm not sure if these feelings come from not having children or some shit but its comforting and depressing at the same time. I might just be developing brain problems from too much sleep deprivation and painkillers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:00:01 No.25025272 Report

Quoted By: >>25025387

>>25025245
Your* fuck i'm bad at english

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sparrow !TbPhix9DQk Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:00:14 No.25025275 Report

Quoted By: >>25025326

>>25025237
what other boards?

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:01:10 No.25025295 Report

Quoted By: >>25025382

>>25025252
Does this culminate in you turning it into a sexual fantasy?

If not, I agree with this, big b-bro...

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:03:02 No.25025326 Report

Quoted By:

>>25025275
Mainly /ck/, /cow/ are the ones I browse daily/as much as r9k
Used to spend more time on /fit/ and /pol/ and another imageboard's /new/ but I don't visit those anymore

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mystery.jpg !!c1GImPsPf22 Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:03:05 No.25025331 Report

Quoted By: >>25025442

I just post here for attention mainly. Sorry but I have a bf already OP. I hate his guts but I can't get better because I'm disgusting.

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ketchup !!FZFktqcentE Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:03:31 No.25025338 Report

Quoted By: >>25025424

>>25024422
>>25024452
hello tripfriends
how are we doing this evening

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:05:32 No.25025382 Report

Quoted By: >>25025409

>>25025295
I don't really have sexual fantasies anymore. I just want someone to care for. I need to be able to take care of someone once in my life to make up for what I've done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:05:46 No.25025386 Report

Quoted By: >>25025436

>>25025102
>>25025181
plenty wrong with me

>long day at work
>get home at 6PM, tired with a headache
>mom bitches at me for being late for dinner
>tell her I'm tired and that I'm going to bed instead and dont want dinner
>she gets more mad
>ignore her tantrum and go upstairs, turn off lights, get in bed
>she barges into my room and turns on the light to continue her tantrum about how im abnormal and need to eat like a normal person
>tell her to fuck off, that i have a headache, that im exhausted and want to sleep
>she doesnt fuck off and keeps ranting
>get up to push her out of my room and close the door (which has no handle or lock because if i ever decide to kill myself they can get to me fast)
>she starts slapping my face
>kind of had it and choke her unconscious, leave her outside my room and go to sleep

>>25025239
>parents dont want their kid to kill himself
actually they did everything in their power to make my life miserable
>parents buy their kid video games and books
no, i bought my own videogames by working underpaid shitty jobs for entire weekends for 100 dollar a month. i never got a single dime from my parents. keep your assumptions to yourself, faggot neet

i'm not in jail because i have a mile long mental health record and officially can not be made accountable for most crimes. my mom did report it to the police and she had to follow some course which was basically learning how to not overstep people's boundaries the way she did with me

i wish death on my mother

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Hot !!DFq6mXscH3i Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:05:49 No.25025387 Report

Quoted By: >>25025459

>>25025237
THIS IS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF HOW BADLY SHE WANTS ATTENTION. I AM A THREAT TO HER BECAUSE I AM GETTING THE (you)s WHICH TAKE ATTENTION FROM HER POTENTIAL VICTIMS. I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOU. IGNORE HER. SHE IS TRYING TO PUT ME DOWN AND STOP ME FROM GETTING THE (you)s THAT WILL BE HER DEMISE.

>>25025245
>>25025272
YOU ARE THE FUTURE OF THIS BOARD FRIEND. I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE FEMALE, BUT IF YOU ARE WE SHOULD FUCK. IF YOU ARE A GUY WHICH IS MORE THAN LIKELY I WILL BE YOUR BRO AND WE SHOULD CHILL.

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xxxMaJinFriEzA420xxx !!p4clAmXUG2B Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:06:20 No.25025398 Report

Quoted By:

Hey guys I named myself after a DBZ character lol

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:07:08 No.25025409 Report

Quoted By: >>25025579

>>25025382
What have you done?

Also, I like this. I volunteer to be adopted by you.

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Hot !!DFq6mXscH3i Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:07:54 No.25025424 Report

Quoted By: >>25025477

>>25025338
WELCOME FRIEND, HAVE A COMPLIMENTARY YOU! WE SHOULD SPREAD THE ATTENTION EVENLY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:08:20 No.25025436 Report

Quoted By: >>25025476

>>25025386

>implying you aren't living at your house for free

wow you had to work 2 days out of the week for a WHOLE month holy shit that's impressive

do you want a gold star

why dont you get a job and live alone you stupid fuck if you hate your parents that much

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kitsune !8ZkouXEwjY Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:08:31 No.25025442 Report

Quoted By: >>25025544

>>25025331
Come on mystery. Still in this thread? We both know it should exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:09:32 No.25025459 Report

Quoted By: >>25025544

>>25025387
I'm dudely af homie. I'm already chilling in this rather pointless thread with my newest trip buddy, how you doing tonight amigo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:10:25 No.25025476 Report

Quoted By: >>25025535

>>25025436
and every other day was school from 8am to 4pm. are you dumb?

I'm in college and since my parents dont give me any money and i cant get a scholarship, i cant afford living anywhere even if i get a job

are you fucking 12 or something? you have no idea how the world works, do you

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ketchup !!FZFktqcentE Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:10:25 No.25025477 Report

Quoted By:

>>25025424
thanks friend. I like your enthusiasm. here's another (you), just for (you).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:10:51 No.25025486 Report

Quoted By:

this thread right here solidifies the fact that most "robots" are failed normies. i feel sick to my stomach after clicking this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:13:15 No.25025535 Report

Quoted By: >>25025568

>>25025476
>going to college

why the fuck would you go to college if your living circumstances were so fucking severe?

are you fucking retarded? if you were getting abused like you claimed your top priority would be getting a job then living alone and once things fell into place you would THEN go to college. meanwhile you can be taking community college courses on the side. so either you're bullshitting or you must be the most retarded person on this board

i think you're the one that doesn't know how the world works because you're so mentally fucked up you can't figure out something so obvious

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Hot !!DFq6mXscH3i Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:13:41 No.25025544 Report

Quoted By: >>25025724

>>25025442
I HOPE YOU MEANT "SHOULDNT" FELLOW TRIP FRIEND. ANYONE THAT IS TRIPPING THAT IS NOT MYSTERY IS A HELP TO THE CAUSE.

>>25025459
IM DOING JUST FINE THANKS. I AGREE I DONT SEE MUCH OF A POINT TO THIS THREAD EITHER. AS A MATTER OF FACT, IVE BEGUN TO CONTEMPLATE THE PARADOXICAL NATURE OF THE REASON I ADOPTED THIS TRIP AND THE EXISTENCE OF THE TRIP ITSELF. NOW THAT I HAVE A BUDDY THAT CALLS ME "AMIGO" I AM CONFLICTED.

BUT I DIGRESS, LIKE I SAID IM DOING ALRIGHT. ANYTHING GOING ON WITH YOU?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:14:45 No.25025568 Report

Quoted By: >>25025605 >>25025660

>>25025535
I'm not going to get a burger flipping job just to be able to live on my own in a one room apartment with no plumbing or electricity. that's why I'm studying, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:15:26 No.25025579 Report

Quoted By: >>25025630

>>25025409
I've just done horrible things. I'd rather not risk ruining the little light you've shined on me with your kind words. But I do thank you and I will cherish this brief exchange. I'm actually tearing up a little thinking about it now because Im sad that something like that could never really happen. But I do thank you for being nice to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:17:02 No.25025605 Report

Quoted By: >>25025624

>>25025568
>waaaaaah i'm getting abused every single day but i don't want to live in a one room apartment

you are obviously extremely entitled and retarded

nice fake sob stories btw lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:17:58 No.25025624 Report

Quoted By:

>>25025605
you're bad at trolling m8

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mystery.jpg !!mf0dhSusRHf Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:18:17 No.25025630 Report

Quoted By: >>25025950

>>25025579
I would really like to know and help you through this situation desu. I don't know why your post stood out to me but it seemed wholesome and endearing which is rare for this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:20:04 No.25025660 Report

Quoted By:

>>25025568
Who tf rents out rooms with no water or electricity? Piss on that. You could build yourself a shack in the woods for nothing but a little labor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:23:28 No.25025724 Report

Quoted By: >>25026619

>>25025544
Oh man, you don't like amigo? I got compadre, comrade, friend, buddy, and pal to call you too, you can pick and choose.
And all i got going on is fallout stuff until street fighter 5. Got any hobbies? maybe we share some interests besides shitting up weird threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:35:47 No.25025950 Report

Quoted By:

>>25025630
I appreciate that alot. I've been called alot of things in my life, but noone has ever used the words wholesome or endearing. I just want you to know there's someone that will think kindly of you. Someone who is thankful for your words. You've really cheered me up tonight.

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eeyore !!Pb1Z4JlOVzY Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:42:12 No.25026056 Report

Quoted By: >>25026112

>that feel when the euphoria from recently taking Adderall wears off and you see this thread
I kind of miss having large threads like these but with actual discussion and conversation going on between individuals cohabiting within the same board on the same website. Now everything is about 'trolling' and 'arguing' and one-upping each other. :-(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:45:37 No.25026112 Report

Quoted By:

>>25026056
shut up tripfag shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:49:30 No.25026186 Report

Quoted By: >>25026306

>tfw no mystery nudes

Driving me crazy 2bh [email protected]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:56:53 No.25026306 Report

Quoted By: >>25026330 >>25026418

>>25026186
how much will you pay me for them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 06:58:44 No.25026330 Report

Quoted By: >>25026352

>>25026306
Do you know where she lives?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:00:11 No.25026352 Report

Quoted By: >>25026425

>>25026330
yes, why do you want to know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:04:26 No.25026418 Report

Quoted By: >>25026453

>>25026306
>implying

Honestly probably $10-$20 depending on number of pics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:04:52 No.25026425 Report

Quoted By:

>>25026352
Do you have a temp email?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:07:00 No.25026453 Report

Quoted By: >>25026505

>>25026418
not sure how many pics, but like 20 very lewd videos

and that's not enough money sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:10:21 No.25026505 Report

Quoted By: >>25026655 >>25026701

>>25026453
I'd pay more but I'd have to see proof first.
Even just some censured frames.

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Hot !!DFq6mXscH3i Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:17:19 No.25026619 Report

Quoted By: >>25026686

>>25025724
NO I MEAN I AM COMFORTED BY YOUR CALLING ME "AMIGO". IT MAKES ME FEEL WELCOME DESPITE BEING A DISGUSTING TRIPFAG.

I LIKE FALLOUT AS WELL. RPGS ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE GAMES. CANT SAY THE SAME ABOUT FIGHTING GAMES THOUGH. IM GOING TO BED AMIGO. I DONT DO MUCH OTHER THAN CHEMISTRY AND SHITPOST AND EAT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES. BEST OF LUCK TO YOU. PERHAPS I WILL TAKE ON THIS RETARDED AS FUCK TRIP ANOTHER TIME IN SEARCH OF YOU, AMIGO.

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sparrow !TbPhix9DQk Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:19:54 No.25026655 Report

Quoted By: >>25026701 >>25026717

>>25026505
really that desperate? she was pratcally giving them out the other day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:21:56 No.25026686 Report

Quoted By:

>>25026619
G'night amigo, i'm sure i'll see you again, your writing style isn't exactly subtle ;^)

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1080p !kdDfnwQjj6 Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:23:05 No.25026701 Report

Quoted By: >>25026717 >>25026731

>>25026505
how much though?

>>25026655
head of a trick in a bucket
body of a trick in a bag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:24:15 No.25026717 Report

Quoted By:

>>25026655
link to thread? dd

>>25026701
$60 for two vid.

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sparrow !TbPhix9DQk Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:25:23 No.25026731 Report

Quoted By:

>>25026701
guillotine thats ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:14:11 No.25027450 Report

Quoted By: >>25027511

>>25020287
She lives in London, Ontario
I could give you a street name, but that's too easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:18:55 No.25027511 Report

Quoted By: >>25027534 >>25027540 >>25027599

>>25027450
What would I have to do to get street name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:20:22 No.25027534 Report

Quoted By:

>>25027511
Send me an email [email protected] and I'll give you my street name without you having to entertain that faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:20:48 No.25027540 Report

Quoted By: >>25027641

>>25027511
Buy me an Xbox one with Arkham Knight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:26:27 No.25027599 Report

Quoted By: >>25027641 >>25027657

>>25027511
Please buy me an xbox one ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:30:20 No.25027641 Report

Quoted By: >>25027659

>>25027599
>>25027540
Fuck off you faggot. I will personally leak my own shit, from my SSN to pictures of the inside of my colon, to avoid you making a cent off of me lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:31:45 No.25027657 Report

Quoted By: >>25027685

>>25027599
I'll buy you a gift card for lewds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:32:06 No.25027659 Report

Quoted By:

>>25027641
You can return it and get all your money back once I finish playing the game
I don't wanna keep it lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:32:26 No.25027662 Report

Quoted By: >>25027715 >>25027721

I made this thread as a fuck around and an excuse to talk to the only girl I remotely know these days.

What the fuck happened? Why is it still going on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:33:36 No.25027685 Report

Quoted By: >>25027712

>>25027657
How much will be on the gift card?
Not sure if I deleted my mystery folders yet, but I can check in a little bit.
I also have a few hundred nudes of never before seen pics of random femanons. All races and sizes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:35:24 No.25027712 Report

Quoted By: >>25027727 >>25027734

>>25027685
I'm only interested in mystery.
The amount depends, but it's not going to exceed $100.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:35:32 No.25027715 Report

Quoted By:

>>25027662
Fuck off
I'm trying to get an Xbox one
Need to play Arkham Knight before I die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:36:14 No.25027721 Report

Quoted By:

>>25027662
>I made this thread as a fuck around
>Why is it still going on?

every thread ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:36:36 No.25027727 Report

Quoted By:

>>25027712
Anon I will just send you everything for free tomorrow morning :^) send me a nice email (it's above)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:36:51 No.25027734 Report

Quoted By: >>25027750

>>25027712
Found my mystery folder
Not enough
I'm just gonna save them up and doxx the shit out of her one day when I'm bored or she gets too annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:38:05 No.25027750 Report

Quoted By: >>25027787

>>25027734
>$100
>not enough
wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:39:09 No.25027765 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022513
sure you do, when you listen to yourself talk to your dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:40:27 No.25027787 Report

Quoted By:

>>25027750
Idk what kind of cheap Jew you are
Anyways, just scour the fucking archive and you'll find a shit ton
The girl is a whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:41:27 No.25027807 Report

Quoted By:

>>25022408
Please kill thyself your faggotry is unfounded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:41:37 No.25027810 Report

Quoted By:

>>25020009
Simhasana

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 08:43:01 No.25027826 Report

Quoted By:

>>25024401
i find it amusing that youre a degenerate whore but then you get mad when guys want to fuck you

Doj !!irr5WLEh88F

Doj !!irr5WLEh88F Wed 16 Dec 2015 10:00:41 No.25028641 Report

Quoted By: >>25028732

Hi it is me Doj the most insufferable white knight Faggot on this board!! :3 hold thyselves steady for I am here to save all the maidens ! BTW I'm NOT white knighting!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 10:05:47 No.25028682 Report

Quoted By:

wait what
what is this thread
why wasn't I invited
why is there so many trips
why haven't I made a tripcode all these years

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 10:06:46 No.25028697 Report

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Mystery i was the guy that said he would kill himself from yesterday

sorry, I don't actually know you, and I no longer want to meet you, sorry for assuming things that I didnt even have a real basis for, I was using a flawed image of an internet persona for my own mental gains without the consideration of anothers feelings.
Stay safe senpai, I return to anonymity where I belong

Rebbub !!lwt77+fShGB

Rebbub !!lwt77+fShGB Wed 16 Dec 2015 10:09:32 No.25028732 Report

Quoted By:

>>25028641
Doj come live in my basement

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 10:21:31 No.25028863 Report

Quoted By:

>300 replies

holy shit you should all be gassed

C.I.A !Mb2r5PDeVo

C.I.A !Mb2r5PDeVo Wed 16 Dec 2015 11:43:21 No.25029663 Report

Quoted By:

sup big guys

can I get a A(you)MEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 11:59:09 No.25029809 Report

Quoted By:

>this entire fucking thread

each and every one of you unholy faggots should be rounded up and sent to death camps

fucking disgusting. beta orbiters, tripfags, females - everything that is wrong with this board. mystery, do the world a favor and fall off a tall building

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